Last night Joel was trying to clean a dry erase board that had some old marker on it. I said why don't you use the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser? That might work. And he said, but I don't want the finish to come off. To which I was thinking, "ummm....it's not paint stripper. It's house cleaner." But instead I said, it's meant to clean walls and baseboards. It should probably work. And he said, "it is?!!!" 

This is like the time I put a bowl of water in the microwave for 2 minutes, then took a paper towel and wiped down all the gunk that had collected inside. Joel was in awe. "That's amazing! How do you do that?!!" He literally thought I had invented the idea. I also have some other magic tricks, like putting stuff from this bottle on a paper towel, and then dragging said towel across a dirty surface to make it clean again. WIZARD!

Seriously. What would he do without me?